theatre aus

musicofthestage:

• we absolutely hate each other but we’re the romantic leads so i guess we have to make this work
• i’m the stage manager and you’re the self-absorbed diva, so naturally we despise each other 
• one of us is an actor and the other is on tech and we’ve been warned not to date each other but wow do we really want to date
• you can’t act for shit but i’m determined to help you improve if it kills me
• our relationship is new/kind of rocky and i hate watching you kiss your ex on stage every night 
• i wrote a ten minute play for a school project and my friends are playing the romantic leads but i just realized i’m attracted to one of you and i don’t know if i can direct this anymore 
• i’ve seen this play about thirty times and you were my favorite character and you did it so beautifully i just had to tell you at stage door oh wait wow you’re attractive
• we were cleaning up after the show and got locked in the theater over night and i swear i just heard a noise coming from that dark corner
• i’m a veteran performer and you’re new to this company but you just stole my lead role away for the upcoming show and now i’m determined to destroy you
• i’m the understudy for your character’s love interest and since he’s not here today you asked me to help you run the sex scene and i’m really attracted to you
• i was sitting in the front row when you winked at me onstage and i’m pretty sure you just beckoned me into your dressing room i really want to fuck you but i’m nervous as hell
• you’re the casting director and i reeeeeaaalllly want a part in this show so i tried seducing you but i’m very bad at seduction
• i just saw your show and though you may just be an ensemble member i thought you were the most talented person there also would you like to go on a date with me?
• we were both in the drama program at our high school and we used to date but we lost contact when we went away to college and now we appear to both have been cast in this off-broadway production as the romantic interests and it’s the first time i’ve seen you in years so hi how have you been
  

yule ball au where ron doesn’t ruin hermione’s damn night